• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Dammit, I'm mad
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• oh ever so slowly
• The most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Nothing ever changes
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• Johnny Evers
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm The Man
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I'm No Angel
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• Calling All Stations
• Learn how to drive, dammit!
• Medgar Evers
• the hottest it has ever been
• No government can ever give you freedom
• All I ever wanted to be
• Best Week Ever
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• The best thing ever
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm Still Here
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm seeing robots
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• Reagan Youth
• calling station
• Name Calling and Loss of Face
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Longest science fiction story ever
• Ever Falling (user)
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm waiting
• I'm a little sex pot
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I'm Holding You
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Zeit im Bild
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• Brian Reagan
• The pot calling the kettle black
• Communism is communist dammit!!
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• The last dog I ever gave my entire heart to break
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm a little tea pot
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm letting you go
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm scared of my car
• I'm feeling lucky
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Your Moon
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• Ronald Reagan
• Calling The Wind
• Dammit Doll
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• I'm doing OK
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I'm on a Boat
• I'm good for it.
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• Afghanistan Day
• Calling boys and hanging up
• Calling her absence an example of negative space
• Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
• happily ever after
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Dischord Recording Artists
• Best smoke I've ever had
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Going Home
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• Being a dickhead

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