Also a source of a post-pub surrealism game. To play the game, get very drunk with a group of close friends. Then proceed to combine sayings and proverbs with drunken enthusiasm. The person who gets the best combo, wins and, um, is greatly admired for 30 seconds.
- That's like the oven blacking the kettle while calling the pot "the".
- A rolling kettle gathers no black pots.
- Kettles maketh not the pot.
- Too many pots spoil the kitchen.