Findings:
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- just to have some human contact
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I'm not sharing him
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- I'm going to the moon
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I should have kissed him, of course.
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- one thing just tears him down
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- the stars were falling just for him
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm just a bill
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- I'm just sayin'
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Is she really going out with him?
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- I have just been shot
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Things you can tell just by looking at him
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- i'm just a girl
- Just for Fun
- Home surgery
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm just here for the candy
- When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- blondes have more fun
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Mail forwarding
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
- I'm Going Home
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I'm going to Disneyland
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I'm Going Crazy
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I'm going to kill you
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm going to be a Dad
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- Good Luck, Have Fun
- For God's sake, just have another election
- Have you ever made a just man?
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Have fun torturing your fellow man
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I have to return some videotapes
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- I do have some things to hide
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- Just give him the damned fish
- I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- I'm Stalking Him Electronically
- i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
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