• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm no Whitman...
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a stranger here myself
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm not what you think
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
• Dammit, I'm mad
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm Proud of You
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Being a dickhead
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm Holding You
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
• I'm always breathless when you call
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Exactly Where I'm At
• help im a rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im not hawaiian (user)
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• i'm reflected in your failure, i'm refracted in your collapse
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm Your Fan
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm a luser
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• I'm doing OK
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• im a streat nigger (user)
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm on a diet!
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm bored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm so tough
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm Not Sleeping
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• HEY im cool (user)
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm Nuts
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm dead (user)
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm Glad
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm game
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm too old for this shit
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• I'm not very cool
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm sorry for your loss
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Because I'm an adult
• I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm pregnant
• I'm falling apart
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm glad I'm white
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm not supposed to show you
• Things Mormons ARE allowed to do
• I'm not sure
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh

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