• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I just want my secret agent lover man
• I want my mommy
• I'm The Man
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 2
• Mega Man X5
• Mick Rock
• The Old Man at Moontime
• White Van Man
• The Sensitive Naked Man
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• The Man Who Knew Too Much
• Orfin Man (user)
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• So this one-legged man walks into a bar
• Morlock Man (user)
• Cigarette-Smoking Man
• Herbie Mann
• Ampan Man
• The Gemini Man
• How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
• The Umbrella Man
• d man (user)
• The Blind Man
• dirty old man
• Man's love is of man's life a part; it is a woman's whole existence.
• Sunday afternoons do to man what winter does to bears.
• Obama Man
• Your husband was a great man
• Dangling Man
• Man From Beara
• Where do you want to go today?
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• Enquiring minds want to know
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I didn't want him
• You say you want to help me
• My mother wants her mother to die
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Miss, I am a horse. You might want to hold your nose.
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• I'm pinching your face!
• Liberty wants blood again, and she's a thirsty whore
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• You turn if you want to. The lady's not for turning
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• She doesn't need you, she wants you.
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Mister Chu has wanted a particular type of chair
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• Man Bites Dog
• Stick it to the man
• God's Gift To Man
• The TV Man Story
• The Flea and the Man
• Man with the brass nuts
• tit man
• The three worst torture tests known to man
• The Man with No Enemies
• sex man page
• The Corndog Man
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• The Invisible Man (chapter28)
• Last Man Standing
• Portrait of My Father as a Young Man
• As Old As Man
• White Man's Overbite
• The Man of Law's Introduction
• The Man against the Sky
• The Man in the Mirror
• My neighbor and the man in tan
• gombeen man
• Honky Tonk Man
• manhandler
• A Man of Words and Not of Deeds
• The common man's view of technology
• The Old Man Made Young Again
• A Free Man's Worship
• Man in Space Soonest?
• Walking Man 24
• The Case of Kennewick Man
• I am Edward Teller's pool man
• Coo1 Man Eddie (user)
• Dead Man (user)
• Poor man's pancakes
• metal man (user)
• Grizzly Man
• A fallen man's praise
• Z Man 16 (user)
• Nash Man (user)
• Old Man Johnson
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• Death of a Lady's Man
• man versus nature
• A man of knowledge increaseth strength
• Mommy, this lady's wearing Skechers!
• wanted poster
• I don't want to fall so easily
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• I want to create a mystery like that
• Why I want to have children
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• I want to send it through the mail.
• So you want to quit Everything2
• If you want to die clean, eat your own pie
• I want to pogne
• NaNoWriMo (collaboration)
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• What do you want?
• Im-
• un wanted (user)
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• If you want a nigger neighbour, vote Labour
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• Wanted! Fresh BBC journalists to fight in Hamas. Vacancies go quickly.
• this is how i'm going to die.
• to want
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• i'm just a girl
• I'm Too Sexy
• sometimes you just want to talk to a stranger
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im not hawaiian (user)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• Saxo Man (user)
• Man... or Astro-man?
• The Man in Black
• That man bit me

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