• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• My life may no longer be my own
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• gods we may be
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• May the Force be with you
• May the Fourth be with you
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Be that as it may
• Rebeca Martinez
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• may you be granted a purple robe
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Fishing may be painful
• I may not be unbreakable
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• meteors may be fallen angels
• Animals which may be immortal
• Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
• may their names be sung forever
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• and the world may be long for you
• be cool
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Job 13
• Job 29
• Inside job
• summer job
• Herbs to help you get a job
• On humility and job hunting
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• Dream Log: May 1, 2000
• Dream Log: May 14, 2000
• Dream Log: May 29, 2000
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• Mother, may I?
• Dream Log: May 9, 2001
• May 23, 2001
• Lines Written on 29 May, the Anniversary of Charles's Restoration, on Hearing the Bells Ringing
• May 7, 2002
• May 24, 2002
• May 15, 2003
• May 24, 2003
• May 8, 2004
• May 31, 2004
• May 12, 2005
• you may dream of the City of Focative Mirrors, if you wish
• May 22, 2006
• May 10, 2007
• May 6, 2008
• Tomorrow, the Sun May Shine
• May 26, 2009
• May 23, 2010
• May 17, 2011
• May 4, 1992
• eternity would be boring
• pointless HTML in email
• The best kind of bartender
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I fear I will be nothing
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• not as funny as it used to be
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• A whimper would be fine
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Be appropriate
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Judge not, lest ye be judged
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• How to be a good evil villain
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Two Shall Be Born
• What can be better than that?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Your dog might be evil...
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• Mr. T ate my balls
• part-time summer job
• Married to my job
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• Don't give up your day job
• I may not go to Heaven, I hope you go to Hell
• Dream Log: May 19, 2000
• Text of Commencement Address at Bard College, May 25th, 1996
• Ina May Gaskin
• May 1, 2001
• May 14, 2001
• Dream Log: May 28, 2001
• May Yee Lum
• Dream Log: May 13, 2002
• May 31, 2002
• Dream Log: May 7, 2003
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• May 16, 2004
• may your knife chip and shatter
• May 23, 2005
• May 4, 2006
• Dream Log: May 20, 2006
• May 21, 2007
• May 22, 2008
• May 7, 2009
• May 2, 2010
• he may lasso a unicorn
• May 26, 2011
• May 15, 2012
• the world will be remade in our image
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• far be it from me
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• We could all be blind
• IBM claims to be an e-commerce company?
• What it's like to be in love
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Things every child should be taught

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