Findings:
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- The Dorky White Girl's Guide to Gangsta Rap
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to be a good customer
- only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- How to be a good evil villain
- I met her today, the girl I used to be
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- OBAFGKM
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- How to be monstrously shallow
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- How to be an asshole
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
- How To Be Funny
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
- how to be a friend
- How Scandinavians Became Hideously White
- Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How to be an improv musician
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How a little girl learns to ride a bike
- Christmas Is Only Good If You Are A Girl (Boy)
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- Be a girl for a day
- Running toward the edge
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- I used to be that girl.
- How to request that your writeup be deleted
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- Goops and How to be Them
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- The Powers of the Gods, and how they might constructively be used.
- How to be invisible
- How to be a terrible customer
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How to Be Alone
- She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
- don't be a girl
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How To Meet Girls
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How to not get the girl
- How to Pull Girls
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- it would be hilarious if only
- How to be a Canadian Male
- girls should be nice
- Girls who only date jocks
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- There can be only one
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- How To Be Good
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- Only Slightly a Geek Girl
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- Girl with a White Dog
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Be cool in college
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How to meet the most girls
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How to be a backstabber
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- How to be a geek
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to be a troll
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- How to be a badass
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- Making paper angles
- How to get a girl's attention
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How to be a Better Person
- How much for the little girl?
- How to be telekinetic
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How the Internet Came to Be
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- This world might be saved, if only for the children
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How to be a street musician
- How to be a lardass
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- How to be anonymous
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- Making the heartless girl cry
- You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- She only wants me for tech support
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- So you want to be an air traffic controller
- Only her big toes were painted
- How to take care of candles
- Like church only bigger
- How to hypnotize a chicken
- Will I be allowed back in the building?
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- How to keep cars together in heavy traffic
- i want to be a dj
- Catalog of meteorites that burned in a part of the atmosphere only we could see
- How to build a theft-proof lawn gnome
- bes (user)
- there are no paradoxes, only false assumptions
- Frosting a cake
- Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
- How Doth the Little Crocodile
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
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