Findings:
- How long have you known?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How long have you been in love with her?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How many times have we fallen in love?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
- How Long Copyright Protection Endures
- 206
- Fight Clubs I have known
- Winning back your girlfriend
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
- how long does it go (user)
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- How long is a piece of string?
- How to have an out of body experience
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- Sally guests I have known
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
- Wild Tigers I Have Known
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
- Knots I have known and loved
- Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How long do babies sleep?
- Sex with a chicken
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- I want to have known
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- You, standing
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How to "Have People"
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- What We Have Known
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Ghosts I have known
- I have known depth. I have heard the velvet creaking of its flooring
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- How we have grown apart
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How Long is a Chinaman
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- Astro City #5
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- I learnt how to perform cunnilingus while on holiday with my boyfriend
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- How to have an epileptic fit
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How Long Blues
- Dead people I have known
- How to ride long distances in a car
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- I could have known everything for five dollars
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- fish have long memories
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to grow your hair long
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Sex in a small car
- How long can you hold your breath?
- mud pie
- How to cry in public
- How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
- Surviving high school
- How to raise your Self-Esteem
- How to write lyrics
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 3
- Wearing my boyfriend's shirt
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- How to give a hand massage
- How a cat flips in midair
- Guide to being a better girlfriend.
- Archived E2 FAQ: How to Make an Episode Guide (document)
- How to convert binary to English in your head
- Dodging the draft
- What have you been smoking?
- How to EQ a microphone
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- How to put PC-GEOS on a GRiDPad 1910
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- How to unfelt a felted sweater
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- How to jump into a pile of leaves
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- War Food: How to Make a "Killer" Pasta Gravy
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- How to eat sushi
- The revolution is over, and we have lost
- How to write a love letter
- What have I to fear, leaning on the everlasting arms?
- How to shave your armpits
- you would have been
- How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
- consoles should have trackballs
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- How to derive the maximum enjoyment from crackers
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- How to organize your hard drive
- I have to go to the bathroom
- How to smoke a cigar
- It's all I have to bring to-day
- How to change bass strings
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- How to change the background image of your IE toolbar
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- How to Rob
- Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
- How to solve a math problem
- Actual excuse notes teachers have received
- How to bind breasts
- Do you have stairs in your house?
- Impersonal recruiters
- You have your work cut out for you
- Know How, Can Do
- Do you have honor for yourself?
- Ironing on a T-shirt transfer
- have (user)
- How to pick up a dime with a forklift
- Stories I Have Tried to Write
- How To Become a Mighty Pirate
- sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
- How to: Mini Golf First Date
- we have sought the ugliest things
- How to do a lift walk on a rollercoaster
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- How to create a high school band
- Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
- How to contribute to the Everything2 podcast
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
- How to write an emulator
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- how could you (user)
- How to sing and play guitar at the same time
- let's run away together and have an adventure
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
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