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Kick it to the curb, girlfriend!
(
idea
)
by
Ads
Mon May 15 2000 at 8:44:37
A
term
often
heard
on those
gene trash
chat shows
like
Oprah Winfrey
,
Ricky Lake
and
everybody's favorite
Jerry Springer
. Said when one
twenty something
female tells the other
twenty something
female exactly what to do with her
lazy slob
mullet
boyfriend
. In
Jerry Springer
it will be shortly followed by some
vicious
mullet
slapping
carefully
overseen
by
security
.
Imagine it in a
high pitched
nasal
whine
, and elongate the
girlfriend
. The first time I heard it I was
laughing my ass off
. Maybe
you had to be there
.
Its
something me and my friends yell to one another when pissed
.
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I have the power
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Nasal
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Robin
Nutmeg
Yoko Ono
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