And other Gore-isms

"And who are these people?" Al Gore in reference to busts of our founding fathers at Monticello

'That Michael Jackson is unbelievable, isn't he?' - Al Gore, June 15, 1998 to CHICAGO BULL fans.

"I took the initiative in creating the internet"

On his December 5, 1999 60 Minutes interview with Leslie Stahl:
Leslie Stahl: "I know something you that most people don't
probably know. I can't believe it but, you hypnotize chickens."
Gore: "I learned how to do that as a kid. I really did."

"A zebra does not change its spots."

"We can build a collective civic space large enough for all
our separate identities, that we can be e pluribus unum --
out of one, many."

"Speaking from my own religious tradition in this Christmas
season, 2,000 years ago a homeless woman gave birth to a
homeless child in a manger because the inn was full."

"I certainly learned a great deal from 3,000 town hall
meetings across my home state of Tennessee over a 16-year period"

"We feel, and the Defense Department feels, that problem is
not going to be a problem. Of course, it can't be a problem.
We won't allow it to be a problem.... We're confident that it
is going to be solved, but we're going to be doubly, triply
and quadrupally confident that it's going to be solved
before September of this year."

"I seek this office to restore the rule of law and respect for
common sense to the White House."

"Americans in every region and in both political parties
have been shaken by the betrayal of public trust ... and the
dishonesty of the public officials."...

"Any government official who ... lies to the United States
Congress will be fired immediately."

''I decided I just had to call because you've printed a picture
of the Earth upside down on the front page of the paper,''

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