Findings:
- crap
- natural crap
- What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
- Craps
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- All-in-One crap, iMacs pt deux
- How can people listen to that crap?
- Meaningful useless crap
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- Baby name books are crap
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- Crap migrates to my house
- The Ministry of Crap Design
- crap out
- That annoying, wailing crap that passes for soul these days
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- stock market analysts are full of crap
- Crap Hound
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- Confessions of a Crap Artist
- Is this poetry or crap?
- farm craps
- The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap
- Crap (user)
- It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap
- Craps No More
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- Crap shooting
- Raise the crap
- That annoying, whining crap that passes for metal these days
- I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
- What a load of crap
- hilarious
- Intensely hilarious chess adventures
- hilarious consequences
- it would be hilarious if only
- The most hilarious thing I can remember
- Hilarious House of Frightenstein
- My experiment in not paying attention to numbers
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- the new model for paying artists
- I love paying for sex
- Just what are we paying for with the 'handling' charge?
- Paying through the nose
- paying for borrowed time
- selma paying (user)
- Paying Father's Price
- Everything is about a week away from paying off
- Paying as I am paid
- if you're not paying attention, you're lost
- paying someone to flush your toilets
- We're Only In It For The Money
- Let's pretend we're married
- Wish You Were Here
- The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
- Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- Those were the days
- We're bigger than Jesus now
- Once Were Warriors
- I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
- No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- We're in this Together
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- if yesterday were tomorrow today
- We were never really friends
- I thought paper cuts were like lightning
- Were
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- If my life were an arcade game
- You Were on My Mind
- Of course, they were wrong
- The Two Men Who Were Enemies
- RFC 602
- In case you were wondering about cramps
- Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
- Behave as if there were a God
- We were supposed to fall
- When We Were Kings
- "We're With Ditka"
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- We're trying to have a baby
- Would you know if you were insane?
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- Even if we're not together
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- We're shifting the paradigm
- We're waiting for you to die
- I'd elope if I were you
- when we were children
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- We're all doing just fine
- If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
- So... what do we do now that we're happy?
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- If All the World Were Paper
- If our genitalia were on our hands
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- I was into them after they were hip
- why we were chosen
- Mimsy Were the Borogoves
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- If the real world were like the internet
- when you were words
- We're the Replacements
- I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
- We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- You were my plans tonight
- If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
- Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
- If I were
- I wouldn't try that if I were you
- I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- The place where you were undone
- We're, Where, Were
- the words were enough
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- this is it, we're going to die
- If the Current Were to Call
- Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
- Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
- As if either one of us were happy
- If Linux distributions were Airlines
- Thursdays were created to torture me
- If This Were a Movie
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- We're all guinea pigs
- What if I were born in someone else's life?
- Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
- When were the gospels written?
- In the long run, we're all dead
- We're all missing the point on computer security
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