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Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
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idea
)
by
Sputnik
Tue Aug 08 2000 at 23:19:18
Headline from APB news - the story is
approximate
ly thus:
A fellow saw a big
styrofoam
container in a
Boston
bus station
and grabbed it, thinking it contained the title's
tasty crustaceans
. When he was arrested in a
casino
, he was shocked to learn that they were actually
cornea
s destined for
transplant
.
printable version
chaos
Stainless steel chopsticks
Euphemism treadmill
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
The Lobster Quadrille
lobster
Grilled lobster gourmet
approximate
crustacean
Cosmic treadmill
Advanced Everything2 the Role Playing Game
bus station
Cornea
casino
Styrofoam
Boston
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