Headline from APB news - the story is approximately thus:
A fellow saw a big styrofoam container in a Boston bus station and grabbed it, thinking it contained the title's tasty crustaceans. When he was arrested in a casino, he was shocked to learn that they were actually corneas destined for transplant.
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