Findings:

• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Guns kill people.
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• When you kill people they die
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Know your pets
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I don't believe in people
• Capitalize, please
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• People who don't read
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't encourage people to read
• people who don't exist
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• People don't flail when they die
• Things people don't want to hear
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Indigenous people don't exist
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• New People
• The People's Flag is Palest Pink
• and the people look like flowers at last
• People today are too easily butthurt
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Short Music for Short People
• A Society of People Named Elihu
• Yan and the Japanese People
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Indiana
• Voices of Old People
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Virginia
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• The Everything People Registry : Denmark
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Things you give people that they keep
• People just expect things from me
• people cannot understand sarcasm
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• Invisible People
• Jesus People
• An Enemy of the People, act IV.1
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Very Special People Inside
• The nicest people in the world are video store clerks
• Principles of meeting people: Get low, not high
• Autotraumatic for the people
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Beaker People
• You people will trash anything.
• Famous People Encountered: Marky Ramone
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• defying code for the good of the people
• Dead links in writeups
• Power to the people
• People and the fascinating mix
• My little sister's adventures with Old People
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Kentucky
• The Everything People Registry : Germany
• The Everything People Registry : Finland
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• The Everything People Registry : United Kingdom : England : South-West
• People's Front of Judea
• People without spines annoy me.
• Up With People
• 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• The Everything People Registry : United Kingdom : England : Northeast
• decent people
• Scarecrow People
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Idaho
• The Bulgarian People Under Ottoman Rule
• The Everything People Registry : Canada : Manitoba
• Forever People
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• bog people
• The Everything People Registry : Democratic Republic of the Congo
• I made some people
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• On People High and Low (category)
• his is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
• People's Republic of Cambridge
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• How to screw with people's heads at the mall
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People
• I think this makes people uncomfortable
• Going by the script when talking to people
• if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
• Characterizing stoners by reference to stoned people
• I see dead people
• The White People
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• people for whom religion is mostly a matter of chance
• The Everything People Registry : Portugal
• Traffic is People
• An Enemy of the People, act II.1
• Work with people
• Animals Are Beautiful People
• Dead people I have known
• Peoples of the Sea
• People's Century
• People Under the Stairs
• you, radiating out among the crush of people
• Asking random people for wisdom
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The dream people were being assholes.
• games people play
• I saw dead people
• The People's Elbow
• people hurt
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• The Everything People Registry : Canada : British Columbia
• people die every day
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• potentially interesting people
• The Everything People Registry : Benelux
• The world's most ignorant people
• People shouldn't swallow rocks
• People, Look East
• Why People Curse
• Indigenous peoples of downtown Wal-Mart
• Why do Mac people also use Linux?
• Bread People
• Fisher Price People
• An Enemy of the People, act IV.2
• Fear of sunrise among party people
• Sajo and the Beaver People
• Do blind people dream?
• Very large people painting very small miniatures
• The Everything People Registry : Peru
• Sixties People
• People who died laughing
• Ninjas are people too

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