This is a story about Fat Mike of NOFX and, more importantly for this story, Fat Wreck Chords. One day, he had an idea. Get together 101 punk bands. Have them all record songs around 30 seconds long. Put them all on one album

Eventually, this all came to pass, and Short Music for Short People was born. Pretty much all the modern punk stars are here: Bad Religion, Rancid, Green Day, you name it. Of course, with 101 punk bands represented, it's kind of hard to miss someone. And Fat Mike didn't forget his own band, NOFX. You can hear them on track 64.

Oh, and so your CD player won't break when it sees more than 99 tracks, the last three songs are all on the same track. Don't worry, your firmware will be fine.

Track List: (thanks to allmusic.com (and a correction by resiak))

  1. Short Attention Span performed by Fizzy Bangers - :08
  2. Anchor performed by Less Than Jake - :29
  3. Ketchup Song performed by Teen Idols - :29
  4. All Cops Are Bastards performed by Terrorgruppe - :24
  5. Overcoming Learned Behavior performed by Good Riddance - :27
  6. Quit Yer Job performed by Chixdiggit - :24
  7. Ready performed by Living End - :34
  8. Out of Hand performed by Bad Religion - :39
  9. Asian Pride performed by Hi Standard - :29
  10. Steamroller Blues performed by Aerobitch - :26
  11. Doin' Laundry performed by Nerf Herder - :29
  12. Freehgan performed by Bigwig - :31
  13. Not Again performed by Undeclinable Ambuscade - :30
  14. Waste Away performed by Fury Sixty Six - :29
  15. The Radio Stills Sucks performed by Ataris - :28
  16. Armageddon Singalong performed by Unwritten Law - :35
  17. Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More by the... performed by AFI - :31
  18. Farts Are Jazz to Assholes performed by Dillinger Four - :33
  19. Surf City performed by Spread - :28
  20. Back to You performed by Swingin' Utters - :32
  21. Outhouse of Doom performed by Bar Feeders - :33
  22. Aienation performed by Citizen Fish - :32
  23. Family Reunion performed by Blink One Eighty Two - :35
  24. Mirror, Signal, Wheelspan performed by Goober Patrol - :28
  25. Saturday Night performed by Killswitch - :31
  26. Bedroom Windows performed by Enemy You - :24
  27. Sara Fisher performed by No Use For A Name - :30
  28. The Ballad of Wilhelm Fink performed by Green Day - :32
  29. Delraiser Pt III: Del on Earth performed by Consumed - :27
  30. Told You Once performed by Mister T Experience - :11
  31. Randal Gets Drunk performed by Lagwagon - :27
  32. Fishfuck performed by GWAR - :32
  33. Howdy Doody in the Woodshed performed by Dickies - :32
  34. Long Enough to Forget You performed by Samiam - :29
  35. Erik Sandins Stand-In performed by Dogpiss - :33
  36. We Want the Kids performed by Fifty Nine Times the Pain - :20
  37. Warren's Song (Pt. 6) performed by Bracket - :30
  38. No Fgnuikc performed by Nomeansno - :31
  39. I Like Food performed by Descendants - :17
  40. Triple Track performed by Dance Hall Crashers - :32
  41. Don Camero Lost His Mind performed by Guttermouth - :29
  42. X-99 performed by Limp - :37
  43. Faust performed by Jughead's Revenge - :30
  44. Deny Everything performed by Circle Jerks - :24
  45. Hand Granade performed by Offspring - :35
  46. Mike Booted Our First Song, So We Recorded performed by Mad Caddies - :28
  47. Union Yes performed by Criminal - :33
  48. Dirty Needles performed by Screeching Weasel - :27
  49. 300 Miles performed by One Man Army - :29
  50. klawsterfobia performed by Strung Out - :30
  51. You Don't Know Shit performed by Youth Brigade - :34
  52. Doin' Fine performed by Groovie Ghoulies - :27
  53. John for the Workin' Man performed by Tilt - :30
  54. A Prayer for the Complete and Utter... performed by Spazz - :26
  55. It's a Real Time Thing performed by Damned - :31
  56. All My Friends Are in Popular Bands performed by Eighty Eight Fingers Louie - :30
  57. I Hate Puck Rock performed by DOA - :31
  58. Fun performed by Pulley - :31
  59. To All the Kids performed by Vandals - :28
  60. 30 Seconds 'Till the End of the World performed by Pennywise - :31
  61. Get a Grip performed by No Fun At All - :26
  62. Blatty (Human Egg) performed by Sick Of It All - :32
  63. I Got None performed by All - :28
  64. See Her Pee performed by NOFX - :32
  65. F.O.F.O.D. performed by Seconds - :31
  66. Blacklisted performed by Rancid - :26
  67. Chandeliers & Souvenirs performed by Diesel Boy - :29
  68. Your Kung Fu Is Old...And Now You Must... performed by Adrenalin OD - :31
  69. My Pants Keep Falling Down performed by Frenzal Rhomb - :31
  70. I Hate Your Fucking Guts performed by Queers - :30
  71. Comin' to Your Town performed by DI - :26
  72. Spray Paint performed by Black Flagg - :32
  73. Rage Against the Machine Are Capitalist... performed by White Flag - :28
  74. Bring It to an End performed by Anti Flag - :28
  75. Not a Happy Man performed by Avail - :34
  76. Old Mrs. Cuddy performed by Real McKenzies - :30
  77. Traitor performed by Agnostic Front - :30
  78. Life Rules 101 performed by Down By Law - :31
  79. Wake Up performed by Radio Days - :31
  80. Too Bad You Didn't Get It performed by Useless ID - :33
  81. Humanity performed by Poison Idea - :34
  82. In Your Head performed by Ken OSteel - :24
  83. Supermarket Forces performed by Subhumans - :32
  84. Tribute to the Mammal performed by Buck Wild - :22
  85. Pretty Houses performed by Lunachicks - :28
  86. The Band That Wouldn't Die performed by Dwarves - :37
  87. Like a Fish in Water performed by Bouncing Souls - :33
  88. Turn It Up performed by Trigger Happy - :30
  89. Madam's Apple performed by One Hit Wonder - :31
  90. Staggering performed by Hotbox - :28
  91. DMV performed by Twenty Percent - :28
  92. Big Fat Skinhead performed by Snuff - :30
  93. Pimmel performed by Muffs - :34
  94. Mr. Brett, Please Put Down Your Gun performed by H Two O - :29
  95. Wake Up performed by Bodyjar - :33
  96. Eyez performed by Nicotine] - :25
  97. Another Stale Cartoon performed by Satanic Surfers - :30
  98. I Don't Mind performed by Ten Foot Pole - :31
  99. Welcome to Dumpsville Population You performed by Caustic Soda - 1:25
  100. NY Ranger performed by Misfits
  101. The Count performed by Wizo

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