• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• University students can be really stupid
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Hot pursuit
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Forgive and Forget
• I don't always want you to be nice
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• I don't want to be successful
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Don't Be Evil
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't Forget to Tip Your Servers
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Don't forget the toes
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Don't be sad
• don't be a girl
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• fascinating, but stupid
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• but don't take my word for it
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Being a dickhead
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Note to Standards and Practices: Don't forget to censor the closed captions
• this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
• Don't Be Afraid
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't want to be alone
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Don't choke
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Women who are bred to be ornaments
• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• Don't go there! (category)
• Who Will Be There
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Forget women - here's what men want
• I'll never forget Morocco
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• If God was willing to let it be
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• The Day The Earth Stood Stupid
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• Stupid, meat-eating monkeys
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• Straight razors are unfriendly to new users and stupid teenagers
• Hush'd Be the Camps To-Day
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Be kind. Rewind.
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
• Let It Be... Naked
• Truth be told

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