Findings:

• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Don't Be Afraid
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• but don't take my word for it
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Being a dickhead
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• University students can be really stupid
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Hot pursuit
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't Be Evil
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• fascinating, but stupid
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I don't want to be alone
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't be sad
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• I don't want to be successful
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• but you wanna be bad
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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