Findings:

• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• Excuse me
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• She kills me
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• I decided to kill myself
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• It is hard to kill an animal while it looks you in the eye
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• kill me now (user)
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• I killed myself with clumsy ghosts.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• kill me (user)
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Me, Myself and Irene
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Someone please kill me
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Please Kill Me
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set
• It kills me to watch them go
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• I Know Who Killed Me
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• That which does not kill me...
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• how my computer nearly killed me
• How Prom nearly killed me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• excuse
• Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
• Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• Religion is no excuse for violence
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Ignorance is no excuse
• SubGenius Divine Excuse
• juggler's excuses
• Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• a good excuse (user)
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
• bad excuse (user)
• No Excuses
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Excuses
• Gravity Kills
• Kill Your Television
• Kill Yourself
• Bikini Kill
• kill file
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• while a waitress pours coffee
• They killed our Lord
• Kill time before it kills you
• Kill your sampler
• Humane octopus killing
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Rasputin: A hard man to kill
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• A View to a Kill
• Let's Get Killed
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• I think I killed it
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Kill 'em All
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I killed a pigeon
• Kill a rap
• I kill microbes for a living
• Kill Yr Idols
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
• I Love to Kill
• kill -KILL
• kill -BUS
• kill -PIPE
• kill -XCPU
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• Kill two birds with one stone
• Kill Zone
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Smoking can kill you
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Licence to Kill
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• High Time to Kill
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• kill -9 dueling
• To Kill a Dead Man
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• A Time to Kill
• This machine kills fascists
• Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
• Camp Kill Yourself
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• I would kill my mother
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• Meat Kills
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• kill -11
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• Who Killed the Jews?
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• How to kill an eel
• Seventeen ways to kill a sentence
• What we think we know can kill us
• How to kill a Sim
• Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
• Kill Your Idol (user)
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Killed in Action
• Kill, Quakers, Kill!
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• Apologies to the mouse I killed
• Solving a maze
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed

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