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• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Excuse me
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• You say you love; but with a voice
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• It's not me, it's you
• February wants me dead
• Take Me As I Am
• The Emergency Services called me back
• It could have been me
• That which does not kill me...
• Meet Me in the Green Glen
• all of these people are me
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Simple words, simple dreams
• ignore me (document)
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Help me help you
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• You know you want me, baby!
• What Me Worry_root (category)
• All around me
• eat me 2000_root (category)
• confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• ME ME_root (category)
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• No Weed for Me
• Me with you, lucky me
• give me the truth or nothing
• who me (user)
• fuck you pay me
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• butt log
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Sexist jokes
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• standing but not operating
• Alfred Mosher Butts
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• But can you still cry like a child?
• But life is subjective.
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• bite me
• Come to Me
• Not me
• The Statue Got Me High
• Tell me a story about rains
• You people disgust me
• Chicken Cannon
• far be it from me
• customers don't trust me
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• Kiss Me
• I Want You to Want Me
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Me and My Egg Roll
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Teach me to dream
• me neither
• bowl me over
• Lay me down in this long grass
• my midterm raped me
• Look at me, I am moving on
• OBAFGKM
• Don't leave me alone
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
• Word Me!
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Listen to me!
• Not Youth Pertains to Me
• What have you done for me lately?
• Calgon, take me away
• Against Me!
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Chica Me Tipo
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• let me love you (user)
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• kill me (user)
• Your tears make me smile
• Dream a Little Dream of Me
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• me so cute (user)
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Greyhound, carry me home
• Women only like me for my mind
• My backyard considers me
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Being a dickhead
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Poor but honest
• You can run, but you can't hide
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Cigarette butts wasted after nights of contemplation.
• Jedi excuse
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Lick me where I bleed
• Vacant and alluring? Sounds good to me!
• blow me
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Pity Me, My Love
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• Don't call me Asian
• spare me the details
• A Doll Like Me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Can you hear me flailing
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• A Little Noder Follows Me
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• All For Me Grog
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?

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