• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• The teachers thought I was insane
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• Dumb laws
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• more sure of all I thought was true
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• I Thought I Was A Child
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I Thought My Father Was God
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Jesus loves everyone (except loiterers)
• Everyone on this site is a bot. Everyone except you, and nate.
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Walk of shame
• thought experiment
• Something I thought only I thought about
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Edifying Thoughts of a Tobacco Smoker
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• thoughts of killing
• Kilroy was here
• The world was designed for giant squid
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• I was a homeless bum
• if music were a woman
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Since Adam was a boy
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• The Day Earth Was Born
• The sky was green today
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• I was raised by the French government
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She was cilantro, jalapeņo, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• Bingu wa Mutharika
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I was there
• And Pharoah's heart was hardened
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• every noder was once a normal human
• Was Nietzsche a Fascist?
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• what once I was
• Everyone is different
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Tools everyone should have
• Shame (user)
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• Catch my tumbling thoughts and place them next to a spoon
• She thought about giving him her heart
• A humorous thought you cannot release
• some thoughts on existence
• How to Become a Fruitarian 3
• Thoughts on a Grey Day
• I thought I might find you here
• Thoughts from a new user
• brief thoughts on some long-standing misconceptions
• Drunken words are sober thoughts
• No shit, there I was
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• There was an old lady
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Same as it Ever Was
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I was burgled
• Jesus was a feminist
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• And in those days was armageddon
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• R was a Railway Rug (user)
• She was free
• Mister Chu was reading
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Porn for Everyone
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• Thoughts on the idea of meeting another noder
• i remember, most of all, the places that cradled my thoughts
• I never thought I would node this
• Winter Thoughts
• Greatness and Limitations of Freud's Thought
• Hearts and thoughts they fade; fade away
• My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
• My train of thought jumps the tracks
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• I was searching glass
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• I was sure it was her
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• When I Was a Lad
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was afraid of getting caught
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Johnny was a parachuter
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Judi Bari
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Aunt Peg
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• It was better before they came
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Papa Was A Rollin' Stone
• The night a princess was captured
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• Time washes everyone clean
• Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Your people oppressed my people
• I thought you loved me
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• You thought you said what I think I heard
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Thoughts Upon Submissions (e2poll)
• Private thoughts in the public sphere
• The frozen Goddess of stilled thoughts
• A thought experiment on the afterlife
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• My way of showing love was consumption
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• Hitler was an artist
• If I was beautiful like you
• If I were a genetic engineer
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK

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