• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Penis size and impregnation
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• worse things have happened to better people
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• In the time you have
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Have you hugged a psychopath today?
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• "Fill it in", he said.
• She Said, She Said
• Said (user)
• Better Dead Than Red
• There was a time when I was a better person
• A better door
• Indigenous people are better than you
• It is better to be thought a fool
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• Better than kicking him into next week
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• You can't have everything
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I may or may not have been naked
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• have an easy fast
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
• I used to have so many dreams
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Mrs. Brown, You Have a Lovely Daughter
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• the only comfort we could ever have
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• I might have, once.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• "Not I," said the pig.
• Was it something I said?
• I Said Coffee
• Better luck next time
• Ideas are better than apples
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Something Even Better
• The less you know, the better you sleep
• The next life will be better
• The worse it gets, the better it is
• i could eat alphabet soup and SHIT a better diagram!
• I Couldn't Paint Golden Angels
• Have a nice day
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• you can't have it both ways
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Names have power
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Why I want to have children
• I have never felt more alive
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Finding out you have cancer
• Ack! I have a leftover bit!
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Penis for a day
• Astro City #5
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• It must have fixed itself!
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• We have fruits AND nuts - an oddly-capitalised NoCal Noder Bay Area breakfast bash
• you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• a dream you did not have
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• you have to wear clothes
• I have a wheeled suitcase
• 'nuff said
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• better late than never
• My hacked iPhone was better
• It couldn't be
• Have Blue (user)
• I have no hair
• How the mighty have fallen
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• They Have a Word for It
• Computers have no sense of time
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• Making the Movies XXXII What Movie Camera Operators Have to Undergo
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Khaled Islambouli
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• if I can't have silence
• I have started a box
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Have One On Me
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• May I Have This Dance?
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• What the Tortoise Said to Achilles
• And God said...
• He Said, She Said
• let's not I said really let's just not
• Treatment of corporations
• You should know better
• all other times are better than 6 am

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