• I can do much better than this
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• A better model than the one at data general
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• A determination to do better than
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Rebeca Martinez
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• The Library Book
• old books can tell more than one story
• Treatment of corporations
• Two heads are better than one
• What can be better than that?
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Do Orthodox Jewish lesbian couples practice "family purity"?
• I need help on this one, guys
• Better than Sex
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Tickling is better than sex
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Guide to being a better girlfriend.
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• You can do anything
• Do Not Worry Little One
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better him than me
• Are we better than everything else?
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• What guys do with their penis
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Better Than Sex Cake
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• at square one in a bed for two
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• One letter can make all the difference
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• better than 2 (user)
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• Better things to do? (e2poll)
• Dry bones can harm no one
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• a grecian urn can hold a lot of puke
• If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• one bald guy (user)
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• better than natural
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Do what you can as you do
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Better than Life
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Better Than Garbo
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• No one can be totally logical
• Ski piss
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Better blatant than latent
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• One man can make a difference
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• more than one of you has accidentally sodomized a ficus
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Nice guys are good in bed
• Better Than Ezra
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• Better than kicking him into next week
• I can do shit with my legs
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• This runs deeper than a bruised ego
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• Know How, Can Do
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Much better than a piss test
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better safe than sorry
• IPO, company parking lot one year later
• better late than never
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• Even better than the real thing
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• The Wild Colonials
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• for() is better than while()
• Half a loaf is better than none
• better than the best
• God can do what he wants
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• A Lot Can Happen
• See one, do one, teach one
• Those terminators do an awful lot of messing with time
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• There were times better than this
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Indigenous people are better than you
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• They grow up. No one told me.

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