Findings:

• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I would like to have emotions
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I Would Like to Hear Your Thoughts
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• What is it like to have a soul?
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• What pornos would have us believe
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I never thought it would be like this
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I would like to bring you here
• Would you like to try a sample?
• What it's like to have a community
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• And I cannot see your soul hovering here, where I would like to
• A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• he would have cried
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Mind without body
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Just to see what it would be like
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If you would like to contact DMan
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• I would like to see your little bits
• I would like to file a complaint corona haiku
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• you would have been
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• You stole what they would have given you
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• he would have laughed
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• What it's like to have cancer
• Bernie would have won
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Would you like fries with that?
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Half-sour pickle
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Would you like a doughnut?
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• I would like
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Would you like to know more?
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• I would like to buy you a drink
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Would you like an OS with that?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• what would you like?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• I dream of a language whose words, like fists, would fracture jaws
• What would an Octopus society look like?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Aristotle's Wheel
• You mean the me that you would be
• Greek studs: a Foucauldian sideways glance at Aristotle's package
• Aristotle on Friendship
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?

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