Findings:

• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm not racist but...
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Brothers Gonna Work It Out
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• A Change Is Gonna Come
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm not homophobic but...
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm the screen, I work at night
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• Being a dickhead
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Your Method Works
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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