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• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I'm not sharing him
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• It’s in his name and his clothes and his hands and his lips
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• keep an eye on the horizon and a hand on your dagger
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• As long as you keep looking for love, it ain't gonna find you.
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Adam Smith and His Amazing Invisible Hand
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• I'm too old for this shit
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• How you gonna keep her down on the farm
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• His hand speaks a foreign language to her ribs.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• what the fuck is this shit
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• keep your hands up
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• Bukowski stands alone, the bar bell's hammer in his hand
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Sparkling like a star in his hand, melting like a snowflake
• What the fuck is this shit?
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• My hands in his pockets
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• My hands knew him
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• keep an eye on things while i'm gone
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• doesn't
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• My aunt doesn't like them
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• UPU
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• The place where the sun doesn't shine
• Technically it doesn't count
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Scotty Doesn't Know
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• What if True Love doesn't wait?
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• size doesn't matter
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• International doesn't mean foreign
• dying doesn't make one a saint
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
• my religion doesn't have a name
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• Having good intentions doesn't unhurt anyone
• he doesn't talk

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