Fuck America. Land of the free and home of the brave. Has there ever been a bigger fucking lie anyone has ever passed off in the history of the world?

Quicker than anyone thinks this entire country won't even exist anymore and I'll play fiddle as every one of its cities burns.

Fuck Los Angeles with its smog-choked valleys, its millionaire-infested hills, its concrete river and toxic oceans. I put my cigarette out on its beaches like the fucking ashtrays they are. Millions of retarded children trying to get in here on freeways meant to support a third of them, and for what?

Fuck San Francisco and all its escapists living in bubbles, blind to anything but themselves. When the earthquake comes I hope it pops the Golden Gate Bridge like a fucking guitar string that smacks you all in the face when it snaps like the rudest wake-up call imaginable.

Fuck Portland for its voluntary homeless, its hipsters, its "Keep Portland Weird" movement. Portland is a city that chooses to fail and contribute nothing to the rest of the world and it couldn't be any fucking happier to do so.

Fuck Seattle with its constant cloud cover, its shitty coffee, its inability to produce anything of note but people who decide they can't make it through life without heroin.

Fuck Detroit for looking like the worst parts of Baghdad, Africa, and the slums of Brazil got picked up and put into what used to be the engineering capitol of the world before . This is an actual picture and its completely disturbing.
http://www.avaresearch.com/ava/files/Slums-of-Detroit1(2).jpg

Fuck Chicago for its constant celebration of corruption. The people deserve the government they elect, and if Satan ran for office there he'd win in a landslide.

Fuck New York and all its pride in itself. The Twin Towers fell down 9 years ago and they haven't even started construction on the buildings to replace them. The whole city is decaying. Stupid monkeys shitting themselves out of fear of each other. Congratulations assholes, you let Al-Qaeda win!

Fuck New Jersey and the Jersey Shore. 5,000 years from now that show will still be around, only teenagers will be watching it in history classes.

Fuck Miami and the rest of Florida for electing Bush for the rest of us. You motherfuckers broke this country forever.

And fuck me for ever expecting anything else.