Findings:

• Novelty Effect cool; repetition boring
• you're all really really boring
• Nodes with really long titles
• boring
• Mr. T ate my balls
• eternity would be boring
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Baseball is a very boring sport
• boring beige box
• Why StairMasters are boring
• My town is boring
• Boring Boy (user)
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• My town is the most boring place on earth
• boring PC-like cases
• Why is theater so boring
• Math is not boring
• Boring Story (user)
• Wayne Boring
• Boring, Maryland
• David Boring
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Boring Basalts
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• Boring days with music
• Boring, Oregon
• Feeling normal is boring
• Satan Is Boring
• And People Say Supermarkets are Boring
• We are committed to boring and unimaginative sex once per week
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Boring Larry
• Rather than a safe and solid landscape (boring)
• Boring old fart
• Sounds cool and means nothing
• cool
• cool jazz
• Cool as Ice
• My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool
• LL Cool J
• Cool Hand Luke
• cool beer
• cool beans
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Cool Ideas (nodegroup)
• Cool Everythingys (nodegroup)
• Users with cool (usergroup)
• Page of Cool (superdoc)
• Wild, Cool & Swingin'
• slinkster cool
• cool media
• Sysadmin cool
• cool cat
• I'm not very cool
• Cool Whip
• cool geek shirt
• fat free Cool Whip
• Cool Sidewalk
• Kids are cool
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
• Cybersex before it was cool
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• It's cool to hate Microsoft
• Cool Archive (superdoc)
• Nifty New Feature: Cool Archive
• cool as fuck
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• I'm not this cool in real life
• keep it cool/shake it up
• Rule of Cool
• medium cool
• It's so cool to wear Nike
• Trying desperately to be cool
• zero cool
• negativity... that ain't cool man
• cool stream of intellect
• The Cool War
• Your accent is so cool
• Taking pictures of art is not cool
• free stuff is always cool
• Losing your cool
• Keeping cool without air conditioning
• Keeping Cool in Japan
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• Way Cool
• Cool Breeze
• Cream of the Cool
• Smoking is cool
• And in that brief moment, I indeed felt cool
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• It's cool inside!
• Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
• A cool, dry place
• I had cool friends in high school
• URLs are cool now
• perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
• a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
• University jobs are cool
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• Catharsis, or Living for the Cool
• Cool Britannia
• Why Japan is cool
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Paranoia just ain't cool anymore.
• We Real Cool
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• cool man 1 (user)
• Cool World
• Cool The Engines
• I felt the rain's cool finger-tips
• Cool Man Eddie (user)
• Cool Man Eddie
• How to cool gases with lasers
• Flying is cool -- It's landing that sucks
• A cool short C program
• A cool short C program: output
• Scale of Cool
• Cool ass babe
• Whirlpool Ain't Cool
• The Skinny on Cool Man Eddie
• Be cool in college
• Cool Man Eddie (user)
• Cool Man Eddie meets Message Inbox
• Project Cool
• Cool Edit Pro
• cool security scanner
• edev: possible Cool Archive fix
• Rebellion is cool. Cool sells. Baa...
• cool water sandwich
• Tré Cool
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• It's cool, clear, calm and green in bucolic Chernobyl
• my p166 isn't so cool anymore
• Cool Fusion
• Cool for Cats
• dr of cool (user)
• cool hunting
• As Cool As It Gets
• Pages of Cool for April 2001
• edev: Cool Archive bug fixes
• Editor's Page Of Cool
• money destroys cool
• alternately warm and cool
• Cool Papa Bell
• Monks of Cool
• Pages of Cool for May 2001
• Three Cool Cats
• a nice cool glass of Joyce
• Dollar auction
• edev: Vote and Cool opcode bugs
• Cool Nodes XML Ticker (fullpage)
• wicked cool
• The bees were cool
• Pages of Cool for June 2001
• Cool Mountain Soda
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Pages of Cool for July 2001
• Birth of the Cool
• Extinct lingo from George Orwell's day
• My sweet, fluffy puppydog is a feral and bloodthirsty killer. Cool!
• Cool Mint Listerine PocketPaks
• cool guy (user)
• A Cool Million
• Editor Cools XML Ticker (ticker)
• cOoL (user)
• Cool Nodes XML Ticker II (ticker)
• Everything2 in the Pages of Cool
• Cool Runnings

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