A song performed by the Fizzy Bangers that appears on the Fat Wreck Chords compilation, "Short Music for Short People." The track runs 8 seconds and is sort of self-descriptive and meta and all that. It kicks off the album -- a collection of 101 songs that run no more than 30 seconds each -- perfectly. It's almost worth buying the album -- which is pretty cheap -- just to hear this song.

Why can't people understand?
I got a short attention span;
short attention ... spaaaaaaaaaan.