Can someone explain to me how exactly one measures a flaccid penis? Do you just flop it onto a ruler? Do you have to make sure not to stretch it out any? If you are fat are you allowed to push the fat back a little? And how flacid does it have to be exactly? Are we talking just got out of the pool flaccid, or in between the regular 90 minute erection flaccid? Who did this study? Where's Buttercup? Why does dem bones feel that we should believe he's freakin' huge?
Ok, the node above has changed author's. Previously dem bones
was claiming he was "freakin' huge".