Need more reason to dictate
a trip to Columbus
..? Make it there for my birthday party
at Chuckie Cheese's
... Or maybe I'll just crack open a bottle of Middleton very rare
($123.00 bottle of whiskey
) for all to share
. Not enough? come to celebrate the anniversary of the first English
language newspaper in the People's Republic of China
, China Daily, beginning publication. Hey, you wouldn't want to miss our Kentucky
-becomes-the-fifteenth-state-to-be-admitted-in-the-Union party. Not a big Kentucky fan? Me neither, so come celebrate 77 years of Native American
Citizenship. Poke Tandex
with a stick, Watch Ccunning
get so drunk he can't stand up, observe how zot-fot-piq
does his own dishes, just make it out.
If'n you decide to join us, a jacket and/or umbrella would probably be a good idea... Nothin' but rain here lately, and it will likely continue.