i needed to go to the dentist as a result of my deep drunkenness.
few days ago, i got heavily drunk. then i lost one of my teeth and i've got bleeding nose.

anyway, i went to the dentist to do something to my lost tooth.
now, i have something to say two people. the dentist and the black belt guy who broke my tooth.

listen doctor.
don't ask me questions to which i cannot anser yes or no while you are drilling my tooth. i didn't want you to drill on my cheek.

hey, kung-fu master.
you should wear the black belt all the time. no matter what. so that people don't have to lose their teeth or break their nose.

crap...