Today my friend came home from Tulane University in New Orleans. He's a freshman there, and he decided that he would come home for the last 48 hours of his Spring Break.

So naturally, all I hear about when I see him is Mardi Gras. That's it. Mardi Gras, Mardi Gras, Mardi Gras. Basically, he said this: "Wow that was great... hey, I didn't see you there!"

As much as I'd have liked to been there, and get wasted and see boobs (gasp!), I wasn't. Truth be known, I didn't even know Mardi Gras was going on until I walked through the living room, and the TV was on E! and they were talking about Mardi Gras...
Basically, I'm no longer a fan of alcohol, and I get the impression that people of that persuasion don't belong at Mardi Gras.

So... then I come on E2, and what do I see?
Nodes all about Mardi Gras!

Can I ever escape it?