7:30 am - Well, today was a
milestone in my life. Today, for the first time ever, I touched a
mac! It was odd at first. They were so
smooth and
colorful, not like my computer. It was a
G3 iMac of some sort. I had heard of these from
friends and the local
telegraph. I had even
seen them before, but never actually
touched one, never actually
bathed in it's
soft glow or
felt it's smooth
plastic comfort my
skin. But I left
smudgy fingerprints on it by
accident because I had just eaten some
chicken. It's
refresh rate was
magnificent (though it's
software was mostly
clunky) and it
crashed atleast
thrice. This was all at a friend's house.
11:00 - Man we really
trashed my friend's place. It was covered in
pizza boxes and
pizza and
beer cans (although I never touched the stuff in my life) and cat feces. The
cat feces was from this cat we brought in the house, even though my friend (
Maximus)
explicitly told me us not to. We gave the cat to a
shelter later and it smelled like cat feces and beer and pizza (because it was
rolling in some). They
cleaned it up
nice and I hope some
little kid picks it up so it can live happily].
2:30 pm - I was watchin' the
sci-fi channel when my
chair broke. It was an old chair I had, a rocking one. It was an
ugly shade of
dark green, it
offered no comfort to it's
users, and it was
covered in
crap but it was my chair, and I loved it. I had been very sad after that, but then I thought about the iMac and took a pee and it made me feel
better.