Being a Gogglehead is a very high honor. A Gogglehead can expect to be a leader of men and digimon, a tradition going back through three seasons of Digimon.

Wearing the goggles bestows certain traits on the user:

One important rule: Goggles go on the forehead. The only time they might possibly go on the eyes is in a climatic battle. (Or when traveling at high speeds.)

So if you want to be a Gogglehead, keep these facts in mind. You must not let this grand tradition down.

Ah, my first negative reputation writeup. Feel the Burn!
Oh, this is Digimon humor, by the way.