The main problem with the Palm IIIe,
Is it's above-the-norm fragility,
Bumping it against the wall,
Instead of having no effect at all,
Will smash the glass in the screen,
And render it worthless as a bean.

So I paid the $200 for the replacement,
After a few months I misplace it.
After finding it in the bookshelf,
An over enthusiastic delve,
Making it just broken glass,
I swear, they don't make IIIe's to last.