When I first heard the crappy boy band LFO, I thought it was a parody boy band joke. Seriously, no one could get a record contract with lyrics that corny and tired resampled beats. So I thought... Turns out they were serious. Any group that has an entire song about Jennifer Love Hewitt really needs some help. But even worse was the fact that it got played on MTV, radio, and people bought the album. I am beginning to mourn the human race. I mean really, with lyrics such as "When you take a sip, you buzz like a hornet, Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets", how do you get a record contract?