Some of the churches' changeable signs in my area (Bergen County
, New Jersey
) can be very amusing, and sometimes almost witty
. They're usually funny in the way one sometimes laughs at the patheticness of things that fail at being genuinely funny, though.
A few excellent church signs
seen in my area:
(around mothers' day
"Wise moms seek Jesus
My friend's brother suggested that it should be "Choosy moms choose Jesus
"A midlife crisis
is better than a life Christless"
Just days ago, for Thanksgiving
2000, a church had "Count your blessings"
This week, joking about the 2000 presidential election
, they had "Recount your blessings"
One church has a double-sided sign, with one phrase that can be seen when driving by in one direction, and a different but related phrase that can be seen from the other direction.
stands the test of time
soon crumble and fall"
and the other side:
prevents truth decay
church message sign