Perhaps one of the best things about the book is that it attempts to figure out how to make love stay. That and the bedtime story. My favorite way to make love stay is #3.

"Wake love up in the middle of the night. Tell it the world is on fire. Dash to the bedroom window and pee out of it. Casually return to bed and assure love that everything is going to be all right. Fall asleep. Love will be there in the morning."