I was at
Zellers, I think, or perhaps it was the new
Eatons...
Cookware, aisle five.
The new
Teflon stick-free cooking pots were
on sale for four dollars, down from five hundred, or something like that. I took a can of
Zoodles out of my bag, and proceeded to test the worthiness of these new pots, making myself dinner on the
gas ranges they had on display.
Unfortunately, everything got burned, and I was forced to
leave the store under a cloud of
culinary disgrace.