I was at Zellers, I think, or perhaps it was the new Eatons... Cookware, aisle five.

The new Teflon stick-free cooking pots were on sale for four dollars, down from five hundred, or something like that. I took a can of Zoodles out of my bag, and proceeded to test the worthiness of these new pots, making myself dinner on the gas ranges they had on display.

Unfortunately, everything got burned, and I was forced to leave the store under a cloud of culinary disgrace.