I was at Zellers
, I think, or perhaps it was the new Eatons
, aisle five.
The new Teflon
stick-free cooking pots were on sale
for four dollars, down from five hundred, or something like that. I took a can of Zoodles
out of my bag, and proceeded to test the worthiness of these new pots, making myself dinner on the gas ranges
they had on display.
Unfortunately, everything got burned, and I was forced to leave the store
under a cloud of culinary disgrace