Today I had a life-altering experience. After the usual get up, jack off, go to baseball practice and node at E2 all day long, my life will be forever changed by a typical trip to the video store.

It was my mom's idea to rent a movie, and I thought , "What the hell? Maybe I'll actually see something good." So a movie called Fight Club caught my attention. Y'know. The one all my friends had been yelling at me to see. So I did. Now I've changed for a nerdy, philosophical, speech team introvert to a wanna-be scitzophrenic terrorist scheming to throw the world into totalitarianistic anarchy (how's that for an oxymoron). Though it's been just 20 minutes since I saw the movie, my life shall never be the same........