Today I had a life-altering experience
. After the usual get up, jack off
, go to baseball practice
and node at E2 all day long, my life will be forever changed by a typical
trip to the video store.
It was my mom's idea to rent a movie, and I thought , "What the hell
? Maybe I'll actually see something good
." So a movie called Fight Club
caught my attention. Y'know. The one all my friends had been yelling at me to see. So I did. Now I've changed for a nerdy
, speech team introvert
to a wanna-be scitzophrenic terrorist scheming to throw the world into totalitarianistic anarchy
(how's that for an oxymoron). Though it's been just 20 minutes
since I saw the movie, my life
shall never be the same........