A doubly surreal text 'written' by a Markov chain using the Book of Revelation and Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

It begins:

Alice was beginning to write
out a history of all flesh, as God hath judged me, and I will tell you my adventures--beginning from this my oath, when thou
fleddest from the engine, and everybody jumped
up in alarm,
     For the Baker had met with again!'

"It is this, it turned a back-somersault in at once without waiting for turns,
quarrelling all the jurymen on to the top of his mouth went a
sharp twoedged sword: and his friends shared their never-ending meal,
and the kings of the Jubjub! Keep count, I entreat;

...and it just gets weirder from there. The full text is available at: