Lead guitarist for Spinal Tap, who looks oddly like Christopher Guest in a Jeff Beck wig. Not terribly articulate verbally, but can write beautiful music such as the tender piano instrumental "Lick My Love Pump" heard in the documentary movie This Is Spinal Tap. Also an inventor in between Tap's tours -- he's come up with folding wine glasses, and an amp capo which squeezes a stack of Marshall amplifiers to get the notes into the correct key.