When I was Level One,
it was a very good year.
A very good year
to node without a hardlink
The Catbox said, "You stink!"
My XP went down the sink
When I was Level One.

When I was Level Two,
it was a very good year.
A very good year
to learn grammar well
The Catbox said, "You smell!"
My XP was down the well
When I was Level Two.

When I was Level Three,
it was a very good year.
A very good year
to spew many a GTKY node
The Catbox said, "Hit the Road!"
My XP continued to erode
When I was Level Three.

When I was Level Four
I moved to Slashdot. At least you don't need
to write good there.