The World's Worst High-School Principal.
His
name is
Dr. Thomas Kolka and for some ungodly reason, he's employed. As a
high-school principal, no less. He "works" at
Lincoln Park High School in
Lincoln Park,
Michigan, a medium-sized
suburb of
Detroit.
A hater of children by nature, Dr. Kolka has
police escort him
to and from the school. His own
son is a reported
truant--from a fancier school, of course. Dr. Kolka made himself
famous by getting his
ass sued off by the
ACLU recently. His crime was changing the
dress code in the
school to
forbid any
religious symbols, etc....other than
Christian ones.
Don't worry, he
lost the case
badly, and made an ass of himself in
court to boot.
After that
fun project, Dr. Nazi--I'm sorry, Dr.
Kolka--embroiled himself in his life's work--to treat all
students as much like
Jacktown prisoners as
humanly possible. In his
quest to
cause Columbine all over again, Der Principal has
chased off or
fired most--if not all--of the
competant teachers at the school (because they
opposed his
policies, of course...how
dare they?) and begun an
intensive educational curriculum of
random locker searches,
drug dogs roaming the
halls, and
accusations of planning to blow up the school.
Two students are currently
indefinitely suspended on "
suspicion" of plotting to
blow up the
godforsaken place. I know both of them
personally; they're sometime
friends of my
brother. Of course, there's
evidence...one kid brought a
computer motherboard to school, and when they raided the kids'
houses, they found some
computers (which they took),
registered hunting guns, and worst of all,
cammo gear--oh, did I mention these
kids are
enlisted in the Army?
Anyway, that will be
over soon as Doktor Kolka sets himself up for another
bout with the
Judge. Let's all
show our support for this
brave asshole as he battles
tirelessly against the
evil that plagues him and "his" school--the
Constitution.