Please try to keep your
speed steady. Don't
pass me going
75, then drop to
65. And if you do, don't
glare at me when I pass your
slow ass again. It's not
my fault you're a
moron. And don't
speed up again after I get past you -- I'm not interested in a
race, twinkie.
Just
remember -- if I pass you more than
twice, I'm jotting down your
license plate, calling the
cops (thank god for
cell phones), and telling them you're transporting
cocaine.