Please try to keep your speed steady. Don't pass me going 75, then drop to 65. And if you do, don't glare at me when I pass your slow ass again. It's not my fault you're a moron. And don't speed up again after I get past you--I'm not interested in a race, twinkie.

Just remember--if I pass you more than twice, I'm jotting down your license plate, calling the cops (thank god for cell phones), and telling them you're transporting cocaine.