Bored at work (idea)

Being bored at work is almost an art form, especially when you have Internet access. Spending an entire day surfing the web definitely sucks, if its all you do, day in and day out. Fortunately, if you can get paid very well to do very little, it softens the blow.

Here's some tips to kill time

• See how many mp3's can you download. Race your mp3s. Place bets on which will download first.
• Read The Onion. Read it again. And again. And again
• Play eBay-libs (like Mad libs). Pick a noun and an adjective at random and search to your heart's content.
• Talk smack in chat rooms. Piss people off.
• Learn to sleep sitting up with your eyes open.
• Tape pictures of ugly people all over your cubicle.
• Make drool sillhouette portraits of your boss.
• Let crickets loose in the kitchen