I read this one in a book a long time ago. I can hardly remember anything about the book, but these lyrics stuck with me. If anyone knows what book it was, or if I got any of the lines wrong, please /msg me.

Randolph the red-nosed cowboy
Had a very shiny gun
And if you ever saw it
You would turn around and run

All of the other cowboys
Used to run away from him
They never let poor Randolph
Sit with them to drink some gin

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
The Sheriff came to say
"Randolph with your gun so bright
Won't you shoot my wife tonight?"

Then how the cowboys loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Randolph the red-nosed cowboy
You'll go down in history!"