From the
Book of Everydevel, Chapter 1:
1 In the beginning,
Nate created the
Heavens and the
Earth.
2 And
Nate looked upon
creation and saw that it was
good, and He said, "Let there be
Everything."
3 And there was a great
light which shone down and
illuminated the
world, and it
contained all
things that were and all
things that would be, and it did attract
noders like
crazy.
4 And
Nate did look upon
Everything and He saw that it was
good, and a great
voice was heard from the
Heavens saying, "This is My
Database, with which I am
well pleased."
5 And
Nate did say, "Damn, that was
fast, for verily I say unto thee, I thought it would take
seven days or some shit."
6 And
Nate did create
Beer, so that he might
pop Himself a
cold one.