The Sound Of Everything (Sing to the tune of The Sound of Silence
, by Simon and Garfunkel)
Hello Everything my friend,
I've come to node on you again.
Because the creatures softly feeping
Keep the sizeof() this array leaping
Definitions written in 1913
Tell what things mean
This is the sound of Everything.
No longer shall I node alone;
The Chatterbox is like a phone.
Beneath the halo of the EBUs
I'm trying just to gain a level or two.
But the specter of getting voted down
It makes me frown.
But that's the sound of Everything
And in the database I saw
Ten thousand write-ups, maybe more.
Write-ups totally content-free
Meaning not a god damn thing to me.
People writing things that no one should have dared
That shouldn't be shared
Within the sound of Everything
"Fools," said I, "you must not know
That when you're nuked, your XPs go.
Just please don't take it out on me,
Go to Everything University
And there, you will learn how to write
Your nodes just right
To match the sound of Everything.
And the people bowed and prayed
To the database they made
And dem bones sent out a warning:
No more nodes was he forming
Everything said that words to the wise had been written on the Page of Cool
And the FAQ
And whispered in the sound of Everything.