A one act play that happened to me at my old job.

Customer: Do you have these gummy cock rings in different sizes?

Me: No, they stretch.

Customer: Well, I need a bigger one.

Me: They stretch quite a bit.

Customer: This would never fit.

Me: I've stretched one of these around my head so don't flatter yourself, pal.

Customer: Oh.

Customer exits.

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