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• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Optimizing Everything2 for search engines
• I'm going to the moon
• Search Engine Mechanics
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• A practical methodology for tag based search engines
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm going to kill you
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Search engine optimization
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Uses for Empty Nodes or Nodeshells
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm Going Home
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Search engine as spell checker
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm Going Crazy
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm going to Disneyland
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• MTV uses hard links
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Attempting to harness the engine of our own destruction, only humans are so foolish.
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• Who libraries the librarians?: Search Engines and the Semantic Web
• It is a new search engine, wanna try?
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Because I'm an adult
• Google Custom Search Engines
• this is how i'm going to die.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Everything as your preferred search engine
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• search engine
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• i'm used to it
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• When writers use Latin
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• How to link to individual user searches
• Or at least it used to be
• The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
• Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• use every day as a gift to sharpen the sword that is your soul, to become a master of your own life
• The Street finds its own uses for things
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Because I do not want to forget
• because I have given up any care
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• Humans exist only because opposites exist

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